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1 - Watch out for the G.U.I.T.A.R. squared
June 1st, 2009

1 - Watch out for the G.U.I.T.A.R. squared

Doctor Wally Warped here.  I hope you find my daily adventures very entertaining.  Amanda did not talk to me for a few days after I blew up her car with one of my coolest inventions ever.  The G.U.I.T.A.R squared is a work of art.  It is no ordinary guitar.  Sure it can rock but if you hit the right power chord…well I guess you kind of already know what happens.  It also transforms into a laptop when I have to crunch numbers (or when Glitch steals it so he can watch the Phillies on it but I’ve already talked to him about not doing that again).  When I need to get out of a tight spot it can then turn into a rocket powered pogo stick. I have to be careful that there are no planes above me though.  I like a free haircut but they might just take too much off the top.  The G.U.I.T.A.R. squared is the perfect instrument for when you want to jam or if you are in a jam.  Stay tuned for more adventures coming soon.


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