I got so many emails during the weekend on how to call another dimension I figured I might as well include it in a blog post.

Let’s begin with a word of caution, warning, and some points to ponder.  It is expensive.  I would not recommend it.  I don’t know why anyone would want to unless you really had to.  A typical scenario where it would come in handy is when you are mistaken for an alternate evil version of yourself and you are stuck in that dimension.  That would qualify.  Trust me.  I know.

For the sake of knowledge, I will share how to do it.  You first have to know what dimension you want to be calling.  The Internet is really great in this case.  Just look under universalyellowpages.com and they have an exhaustive list of dimension codes.  You’ll usually find it after the interplanetary codes.  You have to dial 00001 first to get to the inter-dimensional exchange.  This differs when you are calling between planets as that exchange is 0001.  After you type in 00001, you then enter the dimensional calling code you are calling too, then 1, the area code, and then the number.  It is that easy.

I hope you never have to use it.  If you can hold off until after 9pm (or 7pm if you are using Sprint) or the weekend, I would highly recommend that.  You could also find a great service provider with favorable rates between dimensions.  They are out there.  You just have to know where to look.

Good luck!

– Doctor Warped