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28 - Jump

28 - Jump

 I can only imagine what Anti-warped is doing to my ship.  I’m not a neat freak but I like to keep my baby clean.  He’s probably eating potato chips and his greasy hands are all over the stick.

He better not scratch it.  It takes too long to get a dent out of a spaceship.  It also hurts the fuel mileage.  Fuel is not cheap these days.  I use every trick in the book to get the best mileage.  My ship is rated at 36 light years to the gallon.  If traffic is good and I don’t have to stop too much I can get 41 light years to the gallon.  Sometime I keep the ship in neutral and use a planet or star to help me gain a few light years.  It’s a trick I picked up a long time back.

–Henry


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  1. Eremeeff says:

    Everything dynamic and very positively! :)

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