Recently I have been confused with some other doctor. I don’t even know his name. Hell, I don’t even think he has a name. Who does he think he is?
There is only one Doctor Warped. That is me. Amanda is very happy that there is only one of me. Well. We do have my evil twin running around. His name is Anti-Warped (Amanda insists that I insist we call him that).
I’m a real scientist (much to the chagrin of the scientific community), on a real planet, saving the universe, the multiverse, any city in danger, any planet in peril, kitties stuck in trees, and a penny a day.
That’s me.
No one else.
Except no substitute.
–Doctor Warped
