DOCTOR WARPED

Doctor Wally Warped is the founder of Warped labs to help the everyday person with all their scientific needs.

Wally has a degree in Physics and Engineering. Earning his degrees from a variety of schools.  Not because he is smart but because he has gotten kicked out of so many of them. 

Wally is very proficient at the guitar.  When he gets the chance he likes to go to an open mic night at any place that hasn’t banned him yet.  He really should bring a guitar that won’t blow a hole in the side of the building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GLITCH

 

Glitch is the diminutive robotic assistant to Doctor Warped. He is very loyal to his employer (and creator). 

He might be small but he can throw a mean curve ball and knows when to lay down a bunt or steal third.  He is still waiting for Major League Baseball to amend the rules to allow him to play.  Until then he rabidly watches baseball.  Part of the reason he does glitch is that he has stuff just about every Philadelphia Phillies games in his memory banks.  If he runs out of room then he deletes a sometimes vital sub-routine that he might need to function properly.

Glitch is infatuated with the hovering, portable quantum computer Suzi-Q.  Suzi-Q doesn’t return his feelings for her but that doesn’t stop Glitch.

He really enjoys a good oil and a pitchers duel.  Any sort of excitement does not agree with him.