September 28th, 2009
The magic number is 3 for the Philadelphia Phillies. They are making this too hard for me. My circuits are in a knot. One more week of baseball. Now they can clinch at home. They should have clinched earlier but as long as they clinch that’s all that maters.
– Glitch
September 25th, 2009
I watched the History Channel’s show “The Universe.” They had the episode listing ten ways to destroy the Earth.
I have taken the names down of all those manical astronomers and astophysicists. I’m waiting and I’m watching.
Good thing I don’t have to pay the bots overtime.
– Doctor Warped
September 24th, 2009

I get a lot of questions on what kind of scientist I am. A really good question. Sometimes I don’t even know.
My main area of study is Physics. Some other areas that I have experience in are astrophysics and engineering. I also am a rockin’ scientist.
A little humor there.
Go figure.
A lot of people can’t even believe I am a scientist. I don’t get invited to conferences a lot. Not since Helsinki back in 2005. I had to write an apology to all the members after the stunt I pulled.
Words of wisdom. Alcohol, pizza, doughnuts and science do not mix. I learned the hard way.
– Doctor Warped
September 23rd, 2009
The weekend series against the Braves was really good for my optical sensors. The boss doesn’t work me too hard on the weekends so I can get the feed of the game without too much interruptions of, “Do this, Glitch,” and “Do that, Glitch.”
The Phillies split the double header with the Marlins. Not too shabby. Magic number is 5.
Soon the baseball season will be over. I’ll spend my weekends going over classic games. Though hopefully that won’t be until November when I’ll have to do that. There’s still some playoff baseball to be had.
– Glitch
September 22nd, 2009
Visitors of Doctor Warped.com might have noticed that the C.O.M.I.C. has been tweaked a little. I have been making a few adjustments here and there. Trying to improve the overall look. I hope it is to every one’s liking.
More adjustments and enhancement are in the works.
Just be patient.
–Doctor Warped.