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Doctor Warped. Saving the universe daily one quip at a time.

81 - Network Standards

Doctor Warped2012.  There are quite  a few people out there who believe that will be the year the world ends.  I hate to say that it but the world will not end in 2012.  Not if my team  and I can help it.

If you only knew how many times we have saved the city, the world and the universe.  The pay sucks though.  No one wants to hear our story.  They just want to concentrate on the bad.  The doom and gloom of it all.  There’s a lot of good out there.  I see it as well.

You’ll learn about it soon enough.

– Doctor Warped.


80 - Sunk

Doctor WarpedI finally repaired the Computerized Optical Matter Imaging Construct today.  It took a few days but I think things are back on track. 

Glitch was trying to be helpful when he made the adjustments but it looks like he glitched at the most in opportune time and set the C.O.M.I.C. out of whacked.

I am looking at making it a little more fool proof or should I say Glitch-proof.

Have a good weekend everyone. C-ya here on Monday!

– Doctor Warped.


79 - WTF

amandaGlitch, What did you do to the Computerized Optical Matter Imaging Construct?  The thing has been on the fritz for the past couple of days? People come to this site daily to get their fix of our daily adventures.  Are you going to apologize?

– Amanda

GlitchSorry everybody for touching the C.O.M.I.C.  The boss told me to stay away from it but I didn’t listen.

I’ll be more careful in the future.

– Glitch


78 - We Can Work It Out…Again

Doctor WarpedThe History Channel is helping the megalomaniacs of the world. They are giving them ideas on how to destroy the Earth.  How irresponsible is that.  Next week the show, “The Universe,”  has an episode entitled “Ten Ways To Destroy The Earth.”

How can you give these guys the information the need and crave?

We’re going to be busy next week.  I don’t think Amanda will appreciate the overtime.  Good thing labor laws don’t apply to the bots.

– Doctor Warped


77 - No Ship For The Weary

GlitchIt’s about time the Philadelphia Phillies start playing like champions.  They put Brad Lidge in the first game of the double header and I almost blew a gasket from watching that ninth inning.  They pulled out the win though.  My oil pressure returned to normal after that game.

The second game of the double header was a pitchers duel which my circuits took great delight in.  Especially since we were on the winning side.

The magic number is 14.

– Glitch