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76- No End In Sight

amandaWally had to go and do it.  At least the damage is localized to Warped Labs.  He blew a hole in the roof of the building.  The burst of energy from the malfunctioning matter transporter almost hit the nearby Ben Franklin Bridge.  That would have really set us back a lot.

I guess it’s nice to have the old Doctor Warped back.  I don’t know what I would have done if he hadn’t blown up anything anymore.

Maybe have a decent paycheck for once.

– Amanda


75 - Into The Nexus

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74 - The Plan

Doctor WarpedI did a little repair work on the matter transporter.  It is a very touchy machine.  You can’t just go in wrenches and screwdrivers a blazing.  You need to be delicate.  You need finesse.

I just kicked the damn thing and it looks to be working fine just now until the wind blows in a certain direction.

I got kicked out of ten schools and they all didn’t teach me this.  I learned from experience.

–Doctor Warped


73 - Doctor Warped’s Plan

GlitchI ama big baseball fan.  Humans have created one of the best games ever.  The last few days the Phillies–zzzk–have been twisting my circuits. 

How can you get–zzzk–swept by Houston?  I’m about to–zzzk–short circuit.

The Phillies–zzzk–need to turn it around or I might blow a gasket.

– Glitch


72 - Anti-Warped’s Plan

Doctor WarpedWhat a Labor Day we had.  We had planned to go to the Jersey Shore but my matter transporter wasn’t feeling it.  We did enjoy the endless beaches of the Sahara desert.  We just couldn’t find the ocean.

We tried once again to zap ourselves to the Jersey shore but to no avail.  We ended up in Antarctica.  The bots were fine with the extreme condition but i definitely was not dressed for a summer day at the south pole.

After going to England, Zimbabe, the Amazon Rain forest, and Fiji (Which we decided to stay for a few hours).  We did make it back home.  Well as close as I could get us there.  We did have to hitchhike for a few hours to get back to Philadelphia.

It nice to be back home.  Maybe next time we will drive to the Jersey shore.

That would be too easy.

– Doctor Warped.